Breaking News: CZ Bhai Walks Free – Time for a Masala News!

CZ Bhai ka style hi alag hai! πŸŽ¬β€ – That’s right, Binance founder Changpeng Zhao (CZ) is back!

After a chhoti si US prison break, he’s free and back in action. In April, our Dubai-return CZ agreed to a short 4-month ka vaada with the US government.

After two chill months in a minimum-security prison in California (kya mast holiday spot hai na?), CZ shifted to a halfway house in Long Beach. Wahan pe usko din mein thodi-thodi hawa lagane ki chhutti mili, jaise Chulbul Pandey Chedi Singh ko thoda free chhodta hai, bas nazar hamesha uspe hi hoti hai! (Bilkul Bollywood-style sequel ka scene, sahi pakde hai na?)

A Binance spokesperson, “Hum bahut khush hain ki CZ is back with his family, but he’s not handling Binance right now. Humari nai management team ne toh ekdum dhamaka kar diya hai! Binance ne duniya bhar me 230 million users par kar liya hai! πŸŽ‰πŸ’ͺ”

Pehle ye tha: DOJ wanted 36 months! Phir plot twist! But, thanks to some solid courtroom dialoguebaazi,

CZ got away with 4 months. Judge sahab from Seattle said, “Yeh sab kuch nahi pata tha CZ ko.” Kya heroism hai! 🎭

Back in November, CZ paid a chhota $50 million fine, and Binance? A cool $4.3 billion in penalties. But wait, ye paise toh haato ka mail hai CZ’s personal fortune is still chillin’. CZ Bhai still owns 90% of Binance.